The day finally came. There were some Nike's for $35 at a local store and my parents decided to stretch the budget for them. I wasn't the coolest kid in 6th grade by any measurement - but I was convinced that this was my ticket to the top! Last minute, I decided to gamble. I saw some Raiders shoes. Lightbulb! That was it. Those were going to make me cool. I put it all down on the Raiders shoes. The kids at school knew something that I didn't -- that the Raiders are a football team - not a stupid shoe. From then out, I knew gambling was not in my future :P
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(I didn't google these myself... my stats page tells me what people search when they find me, I swear! :)
If you google "booby boobs", 10,000 results come up. Somehow, I'm #15.
If you google "stupid stories of the day" 21.3 MILLION results show up. Somehow, I'm #7.
If you google "soft porn photographer candice", 70,000 results come up. Somehow I'm #4.
If you google "why guys laugh in the middle of a women's temper tantrum", 30,000 results come up. Somehow I'm #3.
And the kicker? If you google "michelle obama 100% porn", 165,000 results show up. Somehow, I'm #3!
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But if you google "san diego wedding photographer" somehow I'm somewhere in the 50-100 result range. Thank goodness nearly all of my couples don't find me through google! :P
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Since my posts look WAY better with hot photos of Lindsay, here's a little ripper AA shot when we were in Africa a couple months back...
Have a good weekend!!!
Bobby
17 comments:
Classic .....
What were you taking a picture of? Great shot!
Whaa?! Weird how google strings hits together! Lindsay looks beautiful!
Well, it's good to know that if I ever forget your URL or somehow have my Bookmarks erased I can just Google "booby boobs" and "Michelle Obama 100% porn" to easily find my way back to your blog.
um watch out for that car! lol... Lindsay is pure beauty!
Dude. DUDE. I can so relate to the Payless thing. Payless/Walmart/Kmart/Target. Nothing but the best for us. :P
Of course Lindsay looks great, but I've come to think it's impossible for her to take a bad picture!
lol. that's pretty funny. SEO for the loss big time! :)
Haha that was funny. And it is good that WOM is the best form of advertisement in our industry, at least that's what I"m assuming you meant. =)
@Ash - I was shooting Lindsay :P
porn you say? i'm listening..i'm listening..
Why does that not surprise me?
SO sorry!!
At Dayspring if you put my name in on google images and then click on the first picture of me the sonic wall blocks it and says it is porn. I am wearing a jacket!! its winter!!!
wow bobby! maybe you have a hacker that put some strange metatags in for ya. haha :)
this is funny! but sad at the same time... GOOD thing your couples dont find you via google!
haha...hilarious!!! For Michelle Obama you're #5 if that makes you feel better, Booby..:)) (sorry I had to say it! too funny..:)))
Lindsay is gorgeous.
That's so funny. How do you know these stats? Through showit?
"@Ash - I was shooting Lindsay :P"
I was thinking after I posted that comment that you may have been shooting Lindsay :) At first I thought you were getting a shot over the bridge. I saw there was two vehicles lined up and thought there was some wild animals everyone was stopping to take a looksy at.
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